'Scotch & Yoghurt'
2 oz Trader Joe's Brand Scotch (because fuck it)
1 oz Bols Natural Yoghurt Liqueur
3 oz Soda Water
Pour together the Scotch and Yoghurt liqueur into a glass of ice, top with soda and mix lightly. Sit on the floor while your girlfriend calls you a depraved weirdo. Wait for her to go to bed, then drink as many Scotch & Yoghurts as you want, because you are totally the boss and just because you want to stay up late drinking scotch and yoghurts and listening to atonal jazz doesn't make you a depraved weirdo.