Below, a pictorial rendering of the last moments of my Intellimouse.
Here's to You, Intellimouse. Maybe your scrollwheel is finally crumb-free in Heaven.
|Playing Minesweeper For All Eternity|
1 oz cask strength Scotch
Sprinkle grated Nutmeg
1 Intellimouse, claimed before its time
Dig one small grave, sized for a trusted companion. Pour scotch, top with grated nutmeg, and set ablaze, and endure a moment of silence. Think about happier times, gleefully closing pop-up ads, endlessly scrolling excel documents. Know that Death hunts us all.